Isabela Pereira de Jesus photo by Rodrigo Kuntsmann
Newborn baby girl stared down the
doctor who delivered her
doctor who delivered her
On February 13, 2020, at a Rio de Janeiro hospital, a newborn baby girl named Isabela Pereira de Jesus stared down the doctor who delivered her because she wanted him to know just how not cool it was to pull her from her cushy, cloud like home.
There, little Isabela was bouncing around, playing, having a good ol’ time. And then, all of a sudden, she heard, “Push, come on, push!”
Little Isabela looked down, and saw the cushy cloud like bed moving. So she grabbed a hold of the wall. “Push, push, push,” was what the doctor told Isabela’s mother.
Seeing that the floor of the uterus was moving faster and faster, the little fetus took both hands and firmly pressed them against the wall, getting herself in the perfect position so that she could climb to the very top. Up, up, up she went, just a couple of feet away from the top.
It’s obvious that the four months she’s spent climbing has finally paid off. She made it to the top where she found a place to safely grab a hold to. Little Isabela is, no doubt, a professional uterine climber. The only thing left to do was to find a way to disconnect herself from that cord, there, that wouldn’t stop moving.
The little fetus looked around, trying to find something to free herself from that cord, there. Sure, earlier on it was fun because she could use it to jump around, bounce up high without any concerns. But, it became a nuisance.
“Push, push, push,” is what little Isabela hears again. She looked down and noticed that a fast moving wave had formed. The vibrations from the wave were so strong that the vibrations moved the entire uterus; left, right, right left, up and down.
Try as she might, Little Isabella couldn’t hold on for much longer. Her little fingers began slipping. Her feet were swinging beneath her. Terror came over the little girl’s face as she looked around and saw that everything around her was moving at a rapid pace. There was no place for her to go. Little Isabela was trapped there, in her home that went from a fun bouncy house to an out of control water park pool.
And then, for the last time, that voice came in like a roaring lion, shaking everything around it a loose, “PUUUSSSHHH!”
“Ahhhhh,” the little fetus screamed as she was knocked off the wall, down the floor, and then out into an open space with these weird looking objects that had long strings protruding from their heads and these oddly looking objects covering them.
Little Isabela began to look around at these strange figures. But then, she heard it again. That “push” voice. “It’s a girl,” the voice says.
Little Isabela immediately locked eyes with the “push” voice figure, letting him know that pulling her out of her fun bouncy house was not the cool thing to do.
Not cool, doc! Not cool!
There, little Isabela was bouncing around, playing, having a good ol’ time. And then, all of a sudden, she heard, “Push, come on, push!”
Little Isabela looked down, and saw the cushy cloud like bed moving. So she grabbed a hold of the wall. “Push, push, push,” was what the doctor told Isabela’s mother.
Seeing that the floor of the uterus was moving faster and faster, the little fetus took both hands and firmly pressed them against the wall, getting herself in the perfect position so that she could climb to the very top. Up, up, up she went, just a couple of feet away from the top.
It’s obvious that the four months she’s spent climbing has finally paid off. She made it to the top where she found a place to safely grab a hold to. Little Isabela is, no doubt, a professional uterine climber. The only thing left to do was to find a way to disconnect herself from that cord, there, that wouldn’t stop moving.
The little fetus looked around, trying to find something to free herself from that cord, there. Sure, earlier on it was fun because she could use it to jump around, bounce up high without any concerns. But, it became a nuisance.
“Push, push, push,” is what little Isabela hears again. She looked down and noticed that a fast moving wave had formed. The vibrations from the wave were so strong that the vibrations moved the entire uterus; left, right, right left, up and down.
Try as she might, Little Isabella couldn’t hold on for much longer. Her little fingers began slipping. Her feet were swinging beneath her. Terror came over the little girl’s face as she looked around and saw that everything around her was moving at a rapid pace. There was no place for her to go. Little Isabela was trapped there, in her home that went from a fun bouncy house to an out of control water park pool.
And then, for the last time, that voice came in like a roaring lion, shaking everything around it a loose, “PUUUSSSHHH!”
“Ahhhhh,” the little fetus screamed as she was knocked off the wall, down the floor, and then out into an open space with these weird looking objects that had long strings protruding from their heads and these oddly looking objects covering them.
Little Isabela began to look around at these strange figures. But then, she heard it again. That “push” voice. “It’s a girl,” the voice says.
Little Isabela immediately locked eyes with the “push” voice figure, letting him know that pulling her out of her fun bouncy house was not the cool thing to do.
Not cool, doc! Not cool!
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